TEXANS WERE NOT MEANT FOR SNOW

Pictured is my street, and even though it stopped snowing a few hours ago, you’ll notice there aren’t any tire marks. This is because the only thing we Texans fear more than a California transplant becoming governor is snow. Snow sucks. I live in Texas partially for the fact that it doesn’t snow that often. At least if I was still in school I could enjoy making a snowman or something. But I’m a grown man with a job, so now I know snow just sucks.

And since Texas is also experiencing involuntary blackouts to conserve power, I can’t even cook or whatever. So I guess it’s bourbon and reading by natural light.

Anyway. Snow sucks.

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